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INDOOR SLIDES AND SECRET ROOMS

UNUSUAL HOME RENOVATIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE





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Hold onto your hats because you're about to discover some seriously wacky and unusual home improvement projects that people have made in their homes! From bizarre to downright weird, these renovations might leave you scratching your head. Here are just a few examples of the crazy things people have done to their homes.






STAIRS TO THE... COUNTER?


reddit.com / shadowsgirl9

This kitchen that requires you to walk across the countertop to go upstairs, because surely there's nothing on the bottom of your feet that shouldn't come into contact with your main food prep surface.








A FOUR-POSTER BATHTUB


reddit.com / the-70s-kid

This bathtub with four posts and a vibrant beige carpeting is ideal for pondering the essence of existence.








ZIG-ZAG KITCHEN CHAOS


reddit.com / avoidingwork


That zig-zag painted kitchen is a real "sensory cooking overload"! You might get so overwhelmed by the chaos that you accidentally add salt instead of sugar to your coffee.








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STEPPING UP TO THE GARAGE


reddit.com / cheetocoveredfingers

This house with stairs leading to the garage must have missed the driveway memo. They really stepped up their garage game!








A STAIR-TERNATIVE 


realtor.com


Not only is having a slide in your home a fun way to get around, but it also gives the term "indoor play" a whole new meaning.








ELEVATED FRUSTRATION


boredpanda.com

That shower drain is a real downer. Maybe the plumbing was designed by someone who's always looking for a reason to stay in the shower a little longer.









CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT


boredpanda.com

Whoever installed that crown-molding must have had a real superiority complex. They really took their "home improvement" to new heights!








HIDDEN RETREAT


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A secret room under the stairs? Sounds like a magical hideaway fit for a wizard! Just don't be surprised if you find a lightning bolt scar on your forehead after spending too much time down there.









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Bryan Hoelzer & Kathryn Hoelzer Team Hoelzer 
513-839-5595 | 513-839-5003
[email protected]




   



   



 
Bryan Hoelzer & Kathryn Hoelzer Team Hoelzer 
513-839-5595 | 513-839-5003
[email protected]